I am a horny ally. when someone is horny on main I am simply grateful that they have decided large furry guy with bulge or big tity anime lady is important enough to share with the rest of us
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
As someone who owns cats that will run away if you get up while they are eating from another cat’s bowl, but not while they are eating from their own bowl: I am more inclined to agree with the posts that say “cats understand the concept of sin”.
sometimes when they see you coming they do the naughty thing faster (eg: when trying to steal an object they cant quite reach, or trying to eat all of something). they realize you’re going to stop them, but their thought process doesn’t reach the conclusion of “I shouldn’t be doing this”.
instead they’re like “I guess there’s a time limit to my task now. but god as my witness I’m gonna complete it.”
